Superstars Open 2016

The Superstars Open 2016 tournament was held at the magnificent Course de l’Ours in Ariège, France.  Most of this course is outdoors and the players were blessed with excellent weather this year, which both they and the spectator(s) appreciated after last year’s wet and windy affair.

There were fourteen top players competing this year and we bring you exclusive action shots of the tournament here at Golfington HQ.  As most golfington fans will know by now, Lars won the competition to become the first player to win the Superstars Open twice.  This is how it played out through the day.

There is a video roundup here, and then a hole-by-hole analysis below

Hole 1

The first hole, Granging Rooms, was the only indoor hole and led to a few unusual shots on the stairs. Very few players fell victim to the out of bounds sofas.  Switching the hole from the bidet to a ring on the floor meant that rebounds off the back wall into the hole were possible.

Charles plays a tricky shot back under the stairs on the first hole, Granging Rooms
Charles plays a tricky shot back under the stairs
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Lars plays an even trickier shot… you will be pleased to know that he managed to keep it away from the out of bounds sofa
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Ange plays a more conventional shot over the sofa
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Joslyn stretches towards the hole

Hole 2

The second hole, Pool et Pont, required the players to tee off from the pool table area, across the bridge, around the bamboo, past a couple of trees and over to the hole under the slide.  This was a monster of a par 6 hole.  The pool net had to be deployed on a number of occasions to retrieve misdirected cocks from the river.  Lars managed a brilliant eagle on this hole in his second round!

Tim gets ready to tee off next to the pool table
Tim gets ready to tee off next to the pool table
Murdo shows his frustration as his tee shot rebounds back off the roof, landing behind him...
Murdo looks frustrated as his tee shot rebounds back off the roof, landing behind him…
Lars fishes an errant cock out of the river
Lars fishes an errant cock out of the river
Joslyn carefully plays around the bamboo on the second hole
Joslyn carefully plays around the bamboo on the second hole.  It might have been the morning after a heavy night… that looks like a glass full of iced water in her beer cooler!
Kings takes a swing, getting ready for a big hit towards the hole
Kings preparing for a big hit towards the hole
Bryn pops it in from close range
Bryn pops it in from close range

Hole 3

The third hole, Zucchini Jacuzzi, required players to clear the vegetable beds.  Once that was done, it offered tempting long-range shots at the oversized hole on the jacuzzi lid.  There were a few long range birdies here over the course of the day and also a number of near misses.  Not much went into the water hazards here.

Bethany tees off on the third hole
Bethany tees off on the third hole
Stephen attempting to clear the vegetable beds
Stephen attempting to clear the vegetable beds
Tactical discussions with Kings, Lars and Bryn
Tactical discussions with Kings, Lars and Bryn on the best way to carry beer while playing golfington
Lars risking the water hazards and going for a long-distance shot at the hole
Lars risking the water hazards and going for a long-distance shot at the hole

 

A brilliant shot and an almost-brilliant shot at the hole on the third.
The results of a brilliant shot and an almost-brilliant shot at the hole

Hole 4

The fourth hole, Into the Woods, required players to play in amongst the trees and long grass.  Some managed to keep it on the path all the way but others had to endure trees, twigs, long grass and spiders.

Bryn tees off while Kate and Lars look on
Bryn tees off while Kate and Lars look on
Maggie plays very neatly between the trees and down the cut path
Maggie plays very neatly between the trees and down the cut path
Gaf in the heavy rough, aiming for the hole
Gaf in the heavy rough, aiming for the hole
Martina makes no mistake from close range
Martina makes no mistake from close range

Hole 5

The fifth hole, Cock on a Block, included heavy vegetation, water hazards and a raised hole.  The stream here was quite narrow but did see to be a magnet for misdirected shots.  We needed to scurry back to get the pool net from hole 2 more than once.

Gaf tees off with a well aimed shot through the gap in the vegetation
Gaf tees off with a well aimed shot through the gap in the vegetation
Kate goes for a similar shot, through the gap
Kate goes for a similar shot, through the gap
Charles overshot and had to reach back round through the bushes
Charles overshot and had to reach back round through the bushes

Hole 6

The sixth hole, Ligne de Linge, was relatively straightforward.  Nobody managed to get it lodged into the target from long range, but there were several close calls.

Bethany tees off under the trees
Bethany tees off under the trees
Martina aims for the "scoring system" hole on the line...
Martina aims for the “target system” hole on the line…

Hole 7

The seventh hole was a par 2 in the petanque court, called Edènedac, named as such because it was the reverse of a hole at La Cadenède two years ago.  This did present an opportunity for a hole in one, but there were no takers on the day.

Martina aims...
Martina aims…

Hole 8

The eighth hole, The Jungle Gates, caused a minor amount of mayhem with its bamboo, tables and chairs in the dining area.  Once past those obstacles though, the approach to the secluded hole proved relatively easy.

Kings lines up a shot out of the gates
Kings lines up a shot out of the gates
But unfortunately needs to retrieve it from the bamboo...
But unfortunately needs to retrieve it from the bamboo…
A lot of discussion near the 8th hole
A lot of discussion near the 8th hole

Hole 9

The ninth hole, Pergola Party, gave players a wide selection of tee-off positions from anywhere within the railings on the pergola.  The hole was near the corner of the pool and a few misdirected shots did land in the pool.  The washing line proved an accidental hazard at times.

Maggie tees off over the front rail where it is closer but a bit cramped
Maggie tees off over the front rail where it is closer but a bit cramped
Martina tries out the wider opening which requires a longer shot
Martina tries out the wider opening which requires a longer shot
An unlucky player ends up with his or her cock stuck in the shorts on the washing line!
An unlucky player ends up with his or her cock stuck in the shorts on the washing line!

Results

That was it!  Lars played a brilliant final round which included an eagle on the par 6 second hole, to finish on 35.  This made him the first player in the history of the Superstars Open to win twice.  Murdo had been the early leader on 37 but had to settle for second place, his highest finish yet.  Kings ended on 38, bringing up his second consecutive Superstars Open third place.

Final round scores
Final round scores

Then the only thing left was prize-giving and best-dressed vote.

The best-dressed award deservedly went to Joslyn this time round:

Joslyn posing in her winning outfit
Joslyn in her winning outfit
And enjoying her Champagne that evening!
And enjoying her Champagne that evening!
Lars receiving his well deserved trophy and winner's jacket
Lars receiving his well deserved trophy and winner’s jacket!